I added another log to the fire. Fuck, my intricate pyramid of half burned logs, embers, and fresh wood collapsed under the weight of one of the legs. Sitting there alone, I didn’t feel any dire need to immediately rearrange the logs. It’s past midnight and everyone had already gone to sleep… Pussies. “This fire [...]

Ok. I was just watching True Lies, and there was a commercial for Aussi hair gel or something like that. The WTF part: the method of procuring this hair care product was by assulting a purple kangaroo while it was getting a massage and having a bottle of Aussie fly out of its ass. [...]