November 4th is quickly approaching, and the final debate between Obama and McCain took place last night. Many people are still undecided, some refuse to vote, while others defend their candidate with an almost annoying enthusiasm. That being said, there are a few things that generally annoy me about people.
1. Single issue voters. OH COME [...]

Ok. I was just watching True Lies, and there was a commercial for Aussi hair gel or something like that. The WTF part: the method of procuring this hair care product was by assulting a purple kangaroo while it was getting a massage and having a bottle of Aussie fly out of its ass. [...]

At brunch today, Ry and I had a discussion about “the list” and how it has evolved over time.
To the uninformed, “the list” is a list of five people. These five people, as they appear on the list, have a “get out of jail free” card toward your significant other. You are free to have [...]

To preface this post, I wish to make it clear that I never really had much faith in people. While most people argue whether or not people are inherently good or evil, I simply theorize the fact that people are inherently stupid.
This particular gentleman adds further proof to my theory. I was on my [...]

A letter to United Airways:
Customer satisfaction: I used to think that it meant something in the airline industry. I was always under the assumption that being in the business of getting someone from point A to point B actually involved getting that person from point A to point B. As it is, satisfaction is the [...]

I loathe the inventor of bumper stickers.
Perhaps the only people I despise more than the inventors of bumper stickers are people who choose to slap them all over their car. However, I may possibly have the most seething hatred for people who choose to slap bumper stickers on their brand new cars (or well maintained/still [...]